I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023

I'm quitting

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary forever. Goodbye.

I'm quitting Urban Dictionary for life.

by Random Words & Definitions August 27, 2024

I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.

Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

I'm just joshin dawg hurry up

When someone is just kidding and they want you to arrive quickly.

Make like lightning McQueen. Kody, I'm just joshin dawg hurry up

by KewlBeanZgurl68 May 11, 2022

I'm trapped

I have been trapped in this basement for 30 years, I'm dying, there are no more rats for me to kill. My body is eating itself I am writing for the hope someone sees this and gets me out of this basement I am dying

I'm trapped and I have been trying to get out for 15 years I am hoping and praying for God to let me out pray for me whoever sees this I am no longer able to drink my pee I am dying I ran out of food 5 days ago

by Imbored9876 September 26, 2023