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Hoarse Horse

A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.
Hannah likes drawing ponies, but they end up looking more like a hoarse horse
by YourDictionaryHelper August 15, 2024
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Horse

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horse malarchy

An improved version of malarchy. Used to describe an unfavorable situation or when something backfires. Made popular by Vocal Status.
"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."
by Stretch Massee October 26, 2007
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Horse-person

That sket is a horse-person
by SheepShaga August 22, 2019
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don't push the horses

During their rematch on July 19, 2025, Usyk told Dubois' team, "Don’t push the horses."

He directly translated it from Ukrainian, which is incorrect and makes almost no sense, but it's an euphemism for "Calm down," or "Don’t rush things."
He meant they were getting too confident or trying to act like they'd already won - and he was telling them to chill.

The English version of "Don't push the horses" would be something like "Hold your horses".
Usyk: Let's go, don't push the horses.
Charles: Pardon me?
Usyk: Don't push the horses.
by notdash July 20, 2025
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bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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Patrick Horse

Hi Abi
They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!
by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021
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