Shh I'm Trying To Sleep

The act of trying to sleep when you are malcolomed

Shh I'm trying to sleep

by Shh Im Trying To Sleep June 11, 2018

"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.

"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 26, 2023

I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

I'm teasing

Sebastian's favorite phrase. Only he can use it

Sebastian: Your outfit is silly
Girl: What?!
Sebastian: I'm teasing

by UrbanDictionaryUser132333 November 18, 2023

i'm-

It's used when you don't know what to say or when you're speechless/indignant.

person 1: he said he hates you
person 2: i'm-

by kindlycrazy March 1, 2019

If I'm the bitch

if you referring to me as the bitch you will be sleeping with in front of someone you mistaken.

If I'm the bitch you mistaken!!! if we ever touched again I'd be shocked

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019