Full as a bingo bus

Drunk as fuck!

"How was last night?"
"I was fucked, drank way too much... full as a bingo bus"

by TippyTappyFlea September 23, 2023

Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Full Johnson

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.

I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.

by @Scungilli_Man October 3, 2023

full of cock and balls

its basically cock and balls

get a mug full of cock and balls for ur grandmother lizzie

by abooshky November 21, 2021

Full Woke

When one goes woke, and doesn't realise, but keeps trying to be more woke, and eventually loses all dignity and accepts they are now permanently woked....and cannot be saved. Once you go full woke....well.

"Never go full woke" - A dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.

by DasGRAMMARnazi November 25, 2021

Full Colon

Refers to the fraudulent beliefs of the crazy wing of the crazy wing of sovereign citizens started by David-Wynn:Miller, pronounced "David Hyphen Wynn Full Colon Miller". More generally, refers to anything similarly crazy.

These stoplights are full colon. Four reds for five minutes. Is anyone allowed to go?

Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.

by anonymous December 2, 2021

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022