nuts to the face

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.

Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.

by cpoc January 28, 2004

Diaper Face

Diaper Face Lover, a person who actually wants everyone to wear a Covid-19 do-nothing mask until every politician she likes is elected or Tony Fraudci crokes whichever comes first!

Diaper Face-Damn another Diaper Face tellling me I'm gonna kill 500x people and give them the 'Rona by shopping without my MSDNC appparel mounted to my skull at all times!

by jayskind1 March 28, 2021

Vag Face

One who is blessed with facial features resembling those of the common vagina.

Check out the state of vag face over there.

by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007

uncle face

1. a girl with a face that resembles your uncle or any uncle
2. a girl you mistake for your uncle
3. worse than a butterface

1. check out that bitch, she's got an uncle face
2. what an uncle face!

by Jarrod Perreault & Ryan Staples November 21, 2004

bratz face

some one who has a face that looks like the Bratz Dolls. A huge face and loads of makeup and a tiny body.

Evy: Hey Ferny! look at that girl. She has a bratz face. That's just wrong!

Ferny: Oh yeah she does! She is ugly!

by Vyln April 15, 2009

pew face

when a person gets jilted at the alter during a wedding on one or more occasion.

she's been jilted again, she's a total pew face!

by Keefe August 16, 2006

Hooker face

One who looks like a hooker.

"david is a hooker face"

by Stephanie Mariel March 28, 2007