Douche Coupe

A Mini Cooper. Given that these cars are almost exclusively purchased by hipster douchebags, you will almost always see them being driven in an inconsiderate and often deliberately-illegal fashion.

Oh look, it's a Little Douche Coupe!

by NonPC Fox September 3, 2016

douche bag

a person with a disrespectful and rude attitude.

my friend is too nice it's annoying, if he had a little bit of douche bag in him I would be happy.

by sebanana July 31, 2011

Douche Nozzle

a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole

That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle

by shift665 September 1, 2013

douche nozzle

one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person

person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos

person 1 nope

person 2 you fucking douche nozzle

by wind0106 August 23, 2011

field douche

1. To strip down or disassemble on the spot to clean
2. To douche in a field
3. Emergency cleansing

1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.

by sweatygooch July 30, 2010

douche-sicle

A word used to described an intolerable person. Like a popcicle, only, instead of grape or strawberry, frozen extra-cleansing vinegar douche.

Boy, that guy Steve is such a douche-sicle!

by TheycallmeSpecialK August 15, 2011

Douche Maggot

Ones who feed off the inconsiderate Douches or Dbags. Usually a Douche Bags "sidekick".

Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!

Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!

by J. Banks November 14, 2009