broken dick

To painfully bend your dick in the middle after vigorous sex. Often makes a popping noise.

"As I fucked her brains out I got a broken dick and now I can't walk."

by That Amish Guy June 23, 2003

Evel Dick

Evel Dick (Pro-Noun): The Most Kickass Man to Ever Step on the Earth, who has a cult of followers thanks to his appearance on the CBS Reality Television Series, Big Brother in its' eighth season.

Evel Dick's fans everywhere were shocked when he was kept safe over that smug asshole Dustin a few weeks ago when he was supposed to leave instead.

by Jeffery93942983 December 9, 2008

horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."

by irakli April 19, 2004

Puke Dick

A male who has been vomited upon while receiving oral sex. Not to be confused with a barf dick.

You see that guy over there? I hear he's a puke dick.

by lokomo February 22, 2010

Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

by JohnnyCee23 February 21, 2011

dick whisker

A pesky hair growing on the shaft of the penis; or a particularly annoying person (usually male).

Ouch, something is pulling on one of my dick whiskers; or
I can't stand hanging around with Ken because he is such a dick whisker.

by Max December 30, 2004

Dick gun

Is a gun that shots your bitchs vigina

Stop shutting me with your dick gun

by thecanadianninja November 17, 2017