Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

Dad

Something I dont have.

John: hey bro wheres your dad
Me: Up your ass

by John Cenas bbc April 14, 2021

Dad

The person, who gave trauma to his own children.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did wrong to me.

by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022

Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.

Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"

by Da House November 26, 2023

parrot dad

Short for parrot daddy,
Someone who is a daddy to parrots, in the biblical sense.
Often characterized by changing the profile picture to include a parrot in active directory when found in corporate settings.

I had such a big weekend, I feel like I was Parrot Daddied.

by bad boy bubby 69 September 6, 2022

Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019

Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

by Peniswhapper March 14, 2020