by Shaynaivxx June 8, 2025

When a female uses a beer bottle to masturbate.
Cap is off.
Beer is still inside and helps get female a little tipsy during masturbation.
Beer is drank afterwards in celebration.
Cap is off.
Beer is still inside and helps get female a little tipsy during masturbation.
Beer is drank afterwards in celebration.
by PDizzle48 June 7, 2025

Upper Peninsula Apostolic ’beer’ of choice, Mountain Dew. Apostolic religion does not allow alcohol, so they drink Mountain Dew instead like it’s beer
Person 1: “I went to a wedding yesterday and they only had bunner beer”
Person 2: “Man, dry weddings are always awkward”
Person 1: “Not at an apostolic wedding, they get drunk off that!”
Person 2: “Man, dry weddings are always awkward”
Person 1: “Not at an apostolic wedding, they get drunk off that!”
by whosp July 27, 2024

(n) Anything that is discernably not beer. Derived from the Beer/Not-Beer dichotomy, which dictates that anything and everything in existence (and non-existence) can be placed in one of the two aforementioned categories.
Note: Recently, "Not-Beer" has been colloquialized (adj), meaning: stupid, lame, unworthy of praise, worthy of scorn, etc. Due to the recent colloquialization of "Not-Beer," its positive form, "Beer," has only naturally been adopted as an antonym (adj), meaning: cool, awesome, unworthy of derision, worthy of commendation, etc.
Note: Recently, "Not-Beer" has been colloquialized (adj), meaning: stupid, lame, unworthy of praise, worthy of scorn, etc. Due to the recent colloquialization of "Not-Beer," its positive form, "Beer," has only naturally been adopted as an antonym (adj), meaning: cool, awesome, unworthy of derision, worthy of commendation, etc.
Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss: Beer.
Popov: Not-Beer.
Spaten Optimator: Beer.
Smirnoff Ice: Not-Beer.
Stone Brewing Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale: Beer.
Sand: Not-Beer.
A Fresh Keg of Bell's Two-Hearted Ale: Beer.
Billy's new tat of a biker-demon wielding swords of blue flame: Beer.
Freddy's new tat of his grandmother's big toe: Not-Beer.
Freddy attempting to kegstand that Bell's Two-Hearted Ale and failing miserably: Not-Beer.
Getting Along: Beer.
Bureaucracy: Not-Beer.
Popov: Not-Beer.
Spaten Optimator: Beer.
Smirnoff Ice: Not-Beer.
Stone Brewing Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale: Beer.
Sand: Not-Beer.
A Fresh Keg of Bell's Two-Hearted Ale: Beer.
Billy's new tat of a biker-demon wielding swords of blue flame: Beer.
Freddy's new tat of his grandmother's big toe: Not-Beer.
Freddy attempting to kegstand that Bell's Two-Hearted Ale and failing miserably: Not-Beer.
Getting Along: Beer.
Bureaucracy: Not-Beer.
by Face Of Bear August 19, 2010

In porn, when multiple people piss on a chick, then have her fill a beer mug and drink it, occasionally with jizz in it on the top or on her face.
by ogmac05 July 19, 2018

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.
Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"
Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"
by Filipdewoozle August 14, 2023

This word describes the canon event/tradition of every person who wins the Stanley cup. The winners all must dip their testicles into the Stanley cup trophy filled with beer
Im going to put my balls in the Stanley cup filled with beer. I’m going to beer ballin Stanley cup dipper
by Pennypie33333 May 25, 2025
