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X-Box Monster

That cheap ass energy drink you can buy in Lidl
Heyoo brotherman, will you get me an X-Box Monster in Lidl?

Ofc my homedog!
by Handrup May 11, 2021
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Cum Monster

A type of interdimensional entity which uses it's extremely powerful sense of smell to locate human testicles which have accumulated large reserves of semen due to long periods of non-ejaculation, which it relies on as its primary food source. This is also thought to be the reason for the occurence of most wet dreams, which are believed to be the result of stimulation of the penis by the monster in order to acquire semen. This is difficult to prove however, as the monster itself is rarely seen as it avoids detection by humans at all costs and will retreat into it's own dimension upon awakening or after being seen.
1. Sweet dreams and dont let the Cum Monster suck.

2. If you don't empty your ballsack regularly then you'll get a visit from the Cum Monster!
by justinmiller October 13, 2020
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independent woman gorilla monster

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024
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Swamp Monster

Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
by polygeek April 8, 2017
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Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit
May we all be mud monsters
by haazeydaaze September 19, 2021
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gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib
by Gooey monster December 19, 2017
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rap monster

a member of south-korean boy band BTS
lead rapper, whose voice could make you pregnant

looks like could kill you but is actually a cute cinnamon roll
and not even pure
Ter: oh my god rap monster is such a daddy
Rapmon: ok
by kkaebsongaa January 18, 2017
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