the Wagner Act

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.

I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.

by Profess sore October 1, 2022

hype wagon

An individual's personal excitement about a object or an event that others can join in on and enhance the fun for all invole

:your gonna show Casper?why?
;Hell yeah I'm showing Casper my unicorn! Cuz he will jump in on my hype wagon with me.

by Trapfairytink July 27, 2022

Richard Wagner

One of the greatest composers of all time who was born in Leipzig in 1813. Mostly known for writing 5-hour long operas, such of those being "Tannhäuser", "Tristan und Isolde", "Lohengrin", "Der fliegende Holländer" and "Der Ring des Nibelungen" tetralogy which includes operas "Das Rheingold", "Die Walküre", "Siegfried" and "Götterdämmerung". Also know for his German nationalistic and antisemitic views, thus being the favorite composer of one globally known Austrian artist. Apart from operas, has some really nice orchestral and piano works.

- Hey Mischa, what are you listening to?
- Richard Wagner's Tannhäuser Overture.
- But wait, wasn't Wagner anti-
- Be quiet and don't bother me. The trombone part has started already!

by weavileoff0461 July 30, 2022

Faggin’ Wagon

A lifted truck with a bunch of flags on the back. Usually used to pick up other homosexual men.

“Hey, you wanna take a ride in my faggin’ wagon back to my place and I’ll suck your dick?”

by Zapruder_313 August 3, 2022

Walmart wagyu

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.

“Bro check HER out”

“She’s alright I guess…”

“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”

by goddamn_batman August 10, 2022

tart wagon

A window van full of people.

We just got passed by a tart wagon .

by LocalJ August 13, 2022

Hype wagon

Happiness that isn't contained to a single person but that can be joined in on and shared between multiple people

Why you wish Casper was here? Because he would jump on my hype wagon with me.

by Tinkseate August 14, 2022