grumpy vagina

When your vagina doesn't want that penis because it's depressed

We can't have sex because I have a grumpy vagina.

by Samig April 10, 2015

Vagina

A delicious meal often eaten by men and lesbians and every bite should be SAVORED.

Mike: Hey, what's vagina?
Joey: IT'S DELICIOUS THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

by Morti April 21, 2020

Vagina Power

A genre of films that centers on themes of feminism, highlighting the strength, resilience, and camaraderie among women. These movies often explore the dynamics of female friendships, power struggles, and the pursuit of equality, empowerment, and self-discovery. The narrative typically emphasizes the importance of solidarity among women, challenges societal norms, and showcases the diverse ways women navigate and overcome obstacles in both personal and professional spheres. Often aimed at lonely single women, these films can sometimes be seen as attempts to reassure them of their continued youth and attractiveness.

The latest release in the Vagina Power genre, 'Sisterhood Rising,' beautifully captures the essence of female empowerment and the unbreakable bonds of friendship as its protagonists fight against systemic injustices and support each other through life's challenges, all while subtly encouraging its audience to feel young and sexy again.

by Theupside July 17, 2024

vagina stew

an orgy with all females

‘i’m going to a vagina stew at the playboy mansion tonight’

by a k August 2, 2021

carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020

Baby vagina

Dumping gasoline in a girls vagina.

Im going to give you a baby vagina!

by anonymous March 17, 2024

Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025