luv u

like ur very ugly

jenna: luv u

mike: that’s not what your mom said

by girl text describer April 10, 2022

Je$u$

What some may consider a reference to a mythical-magical Christian Jesus, or not, which places emphasis on the fact that often a large part of organized some religion is a money-making scam designed by charismatic and unscrupulous religious-leaders to separate the gullible and poorly educated from their money which greatly overshadows any actual mundane benefits given to the religious community as it instead lines the pockets of and enriches the religious leaders.

Je$u$ wants you to give to the BIG-church so the pastor can get a new Mansion and Jet to seduce his concubines with as he uses the tax code "Every organization exempt from federal income tax under IRS 501(a) must file an annual information return except: 1) A church .... " to remain unaccountable and hide the fact that he is just scamming people from their money instead of using the funds for social good as was intended by the religious exception in the tax code -- make religious institutions accountable by demanding they file an accounting form, like most every other charitable organizations must do, since large and small religious institutions have proven over and over again that they can't police themselves.

by DoorKnobHead March 28, 2019

no u

when us get roasted,nico,david,joshua

your mom gey no u

by _unknownzz_x June 5, 2018

u pls

A verbal response to someone who tries violating you.

"UR WET"

"U PLS"

by YOU PLEASE February 20, 2017

Warriors U

A comic made by Aisha Thani about two boys named Finn and Harv that have adventures while learning how to be warriors (or in Finn's case, a Bard). They are also chased by an evil pink unicorn named Hevvin Angel Bright who drove a whole through Finn's liver when he was little and has been trying to kill him ever since.
It can be found on warriors-u.com and is 1031 pages long.

"Hey, did you read Warriors U?"
"Yeah! It was a really good comic!"

by MyOTPIsSquikin April 25, 2014

Wii U

A Nintendo console with amazing games that was brought down by its shitty hardware and cringey marketing.

James: Wanna play on my Wii U?

John: Wasn’t that the console that my uncle bought like 5 years ago and hasn’t used since?

by fhddhffjdfh June 19, 2022

no u

literally unstoppable, nothing can override this. the end of all, nothing is worse than this.

BILL: ur mom gay
FRANK: ur dad lesbian
BILL: ur sister a mister
FRANK: ur granny a tranny
BILL: no u

*the whole world implodes on itself and the fucking rapture starts*

by mskeeshafuckindead69 May 24, 2018