Taylor

Taylor is the cutest person you could ever lay your eyes on. They are so sweet and will love you with all of their heart. They love pokemon and garlic bread and will love you forever if you listen. They are the best girlfriend I could have ever asked for. They will try to annoy you to prove that they can. They fail miserably, they’re so cute. They have an amazing taste in music, and are so perfect. I love them so much

Person 1: wow you’re madly in love eh?
Person 2: what can I say they’re a Taylor

by Taylor’s gf January 25, 2024

Taylor Braswell

a beautiful, farty party, butt stinks KINDA... A LOT,

Taylor Braswell is so thick I literally love her but her farts stink so bad I literally gagged.

by Nancy Raines February 6, 2024

Taylor Swift

The fucking music industry.

You know Taylor swifts not that good..
STFU SHE IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DRAG HER YOU WILL BE DRAGGED

by taylorswiftplsadoptme February 20, 2022

Taylor

Taylor is an amazing friend and a very strong person, he may have problems seeing how amazing he is but everyone else can see it. he makes so many people happy and doesn't even realize it. he's the type of person that you'll fall foe without even realizing it, hes smart and funny and the biggest goofball you will ever meet, hes sweet and charming and he'll turn you into the biggest simp before you even realize it! he may look like an egg if he ever cut his hair off again (because hes an eggboy) he also happens to think hes intimidating when in reality hes a giant teddy bear, hes cuddly and if you play with his hair it'll make him melt like a blob. i love taylor.

person one:
"taylor is so cute "
person two:
"go away he's mines"

by tythedino September 15, 2020

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, nickname for Marjorie Taylor Greene was so named in honor of her mentor Donald Von Shitsinpantz, after she resigned from Congress.

Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.

by LaughingAloud November 23, 2025

Taylor Armstrong

The screaming woman in the "Woman Yelling at a Cat" meme.

One would think that Taylor Armstrong would dislike one of her not so fine moments being made into a meme, but she actually expressed her approval upon discovering it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 27, 2023

Taylor Swift

THE BEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN ON THIS PLANET. THE MOST GORGEOUS AND KIND QUEEN AND IS ABSOLUTELY A GODESS

friend 1: aye wanna go to a concert tonight?
friend 2: nah im good
friend 1: its taylor swift
friend 2: YES.

by tohpro May 5, 2023