Tom

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.

Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."

by zfgfgnfahFS December 8, 2018

Tom

The most grouchiest old guy ever. He yells at his kids when he gets opportunity. Completes projects half way and make his “loved ones” finish them. And children are missing one chromosome.

Girl 1: See that ugly guy?
Girl2: Yea that’s tom

by Ihatetom11 December 11, 2018

Tijuana Tom

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.

Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom

by Dirty Chaos August 1, 2017

TOM

Girl code for "Time Of Month" meaning she's on period.

Wow TOM really snuck up on me this month.

by YOMYNAMEISSOPHIESNOFLAKE August 1, 2017

Tom Roseveare

Noodle lover

A Tom Roseveare is a person who truly loves their own noodle.

by Geoff Day August 10, 2017

tom hartman

When you eat a guys ass and he farts and it comes out your nose

He Tom Hartman on me

by Muffffffaaaassssssaaaaa April 18, 2018

tom

Guarded and protective to avoid disappointment

Tom equals

by Me only me April 18, 2018