dirty deagan

The process of inserting ur erect penis into a kitten then using this mighty meat sword creation do dominate kindergarten children by spitting in their mothers bellybuttons. This causes the mothers to get confused and masturbate into the mouth of an elder lady.

Me and the boys were doing some dirty deagans on the weekend. Long story short my sister needs a new kitten

by Itchy child April 27, 2020

dirty kassie

When you suck someones dick so good they fall in love so you have to fake your death

Aspen I’m sorry I haven’t been around I had to pull a dirty kassie

by anonymous October 15, 2020

dirty constance

A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.

Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?

Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!

Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.

by HaterHateHate920 April 2, 2020

dirty joaquin

when you stick your dick and cum in a girls nose and take it out and make her lick off her own boogers

oh shit they pulled a dirty joaquin last night inside the horse barn

by joaquin’s slut June 22, 2020

Dirty Malokai

When you face fuck someone in such a way that your balls are constantly hitting their eyes.

I got American woman’s soccer star Alex Morgan to let me try a Dirty Malokai on her last night.

by Mistersistefister January 1, 2021

dirty hermione

dirty hermione is a very risky path. she can either be a freak and leave a snail trail. or decide to go for a swim with the jets on her vagina. but if you are lucky she can cook you a good meal and give you a kiss at night

i heard a dirty hermione can be dangerous to deal with. never know what you will get.

by cocou April 20, 2020

Dirty Hotbag

When you fart into a bag and then throw the bag over your partner's head.

Irene was being a bitch last night so I gave her a dirty hotbag to add some perspective to her problems

by Andreas Vesalius May 13, 2005