Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.
by Pappa_Snowflake November 24, 2022

by Byyiiissshhe June 22, 2021

by luis1969 January 9, 2021

The snow will be a very wet snow, making it very difficult to shovel. Move only small amounts of snow with each pass of the shovel, and take frequent breaks. Grabber=you'll have a heart attack moving it and therefore, 'grab' at your chest
by OpeImAMidwesternGal January 8, 2024

After a long day, you kick off your shoe and begin to jerk off until you nut into the shoe before it hits the ground. If done correctly your sock should be wet, like stepping into a mound of snow.
Yo bro I had a rough day yesterday, had to pull a snow day to help me through the day. My sock was soaked!
by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018

by yayamaboi March 24, 2019

A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.
by UbearAq March 6, 2024
