Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.
Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz
by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019
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Shanghai Sloppy

When a girl lays on her back on the bed with your cock dangling over her and you proceed to face fuck her in a kneeling position. As seen in the “Hunter Biden Sextape”
“Damn, did you hear Hunter Biden got pardoned? That Shanghai Sloppy he did in his sextape was inspirational.”
by Cheesymark December 02, 2024
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Sloppy thick

A body that is thick but put together in a sloppy way
Ewww, she got too many rolls. Her body is so fucked up, she’s sloppy thick.
by Pr355PLAY November 03, 2019
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Sloppy Bile

Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.
“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy bile, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy bile , it gets all over my bed sheets!”
by Nutfw March 23, 2024
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Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe
I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.
by ObamaNards May 13, 2024
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Sloppy Hummer

For a nice finish to the Hummer she gave me, I pulled out and shot on her face to make a Sloppy Hummer
by Nytered August 29, 2013
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sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.
Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.
by Mark the Narc March 15, 2022
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