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Wobbly Sloppy

The act of breaking someone’s legs and forcing them to stand straight up while giving you a blowjob.
Robert had to go to the hospital after giving Bart a Wobbly Sloppy.
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. November 16, 2025
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Sloppy Evan

When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys
Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan
by Al Horford November 17, 2025
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Sloppy Words

(noun / slang)
When someone says something that technically makes sense but completely misses the meaning they were trying to express. Understandable? Yes. Accurate? No. It’s the “close enough” version of communication — vague, off-target, and kinda lazy.
“I get you… but those were sloppy words, my guy.”
by Kolton H December 6, 2025
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Winnipeg sloppy joe

The sensual act of defacating on a (women) participants face than licking the feces off and licking the vagina of the women until it’s covered in feces then ejaculating into the vagina.
Man I can’t get the taste out of my mouth from doing a Winnipeg sloppy Joe last night
by Jolly-balls12 January 10, 2026
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Sloppy Ratha

A sex act involving sitting on a bench all alone and eating cheese when you'd "ratha" be getting laid.
"We went on a date but he gave me the ol' sloppy ratha when it was time to get busy."
by Obstinate Otter January 20, 2025
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sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.
Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel
by Richd32 January 21, 2025
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Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.
Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!
by synthwavesun January 23, 2025
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