Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.
by Hoboken AK-47 April 27, 2016
Get the Post Traumatic Blowjob Disordermug. A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
Get the roast postmug. An editing technique used during the late 2010’s and from the early 2020’s after the death of the MLG era of the internet.
Post-MLG is characterised by short, clippy segments like the original MLG format, however, Post-MLG is found inside longer videos, usually essays or reviews.
Post-MLG is characterised by short, clippy segments like the original MLG format, however, Post-MLG is found inside longer videos, usually essays or reviews.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new joeseppi, pyrocynicalndumbsville video?
Guy 2: hu? What type of content do they make?
Guy 1: Post-MLG
Guy 2: oh ok
Guy 2: hu? What type of content do they make?
Guy 1: Post-MLG
Guy 2: oh ok
by Gronk: part ii November 21, 2023
Get the Post-MLGmug. a person who, after getting into a verbal fight with you and apologizing, is still stubborn and upset with you.
Ralph: You suck!
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.
by YoPal August 20, 2007
Get the Post-staticmug. a super epileptic fps with flashing lights and that's also fast-paced. if you're epileptic, DON'T PHACKING PLAY THIS MAN.
by warmachine76123 March 8, 2021
Get the post: voidmug. Post Pirating, when you Post a status on a social media site, and someone status bombs you and all of the sudden, everyone is answering that Status bomb instead of the original post. You've now been a victim of "Post Pirating".
Dave says on Facebook:Check out my new Whip!
Jose posts in the comments section: Yea, I want a new one, but I just bought this killer Jet, and we're having a Mile High party on it this weekend....
Every one else posts: Oooh, can we go Jose? What time? What should we wear? How long is the flight? What color is the Jet? Does the Jet have shag carpet? Will Shaq be there?
Dave says: WTF Jose, quit Post Pirating! Get your own Post!
Jose posts in the comments section: Yea, I want a new one, but I just bought this killer Jet, and we're having a Mile High party on it this weekend....
Every one else posts: Oooh, can we go Jose? What time? What should we wear? How long is the flight? What color is the Jet? Does the Jet have shag carpet? Will Shaq be there?
Dave says: WTF Jose, quit Post Pirating! Get your own Post!
by DavidNVegas February 3, 2014
Get the Post Piratingmug. urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary
by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
Get the shit blog postmug.