Penis Pasta

when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.

(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”

by gayfaggot101 June 11, 2018

penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.

You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018

Penis Gangrene

When your penis has been insulted so much by, lovers, potential lovers, other males/students/peers, that what little blood you already had flowing into it now stops, cutting off your circulation and causing your penis to, blacken, shrivel, dry up, and then promptly fall off. This then spreads to other parts of the body until death but, you are writhing in SO much pain from your overly circumcised chumpy chode, that you don't even notice it.

Person #1:"Fuck man! I got Penis Gangrene!"
Person #2: "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FAGGOT!"

by UDIFGH January 11, 2018

Penis Tickle

Your about to cum and your penis starts getting that feeling. Ya know?

Claire was getting me going and I started getting the Penis Tickle.

by terkaniang February 3, 2020

The penis snapper

When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half

“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something”
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper”

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

penis mangler

the act of ones penis being "mangled". or the person who mangles the penie.

ah shit is that a penis mangler?

by uwu kill me now November 20, 2020

Penis Fart

When air gets into your penis hole while a woman is blowing your penis and it slowly leaks air, and semen, and piss

Guy 1: so how was your date with (woman’s name)? Did you get any action?
Guy 2: Yeah dinner was great and she blowed my penis till I cummed when we got back to her place.

Guy 1: Nice, was (woman’s name) any good at blowing your penis?

Guy 2: yeah (woman’s name) was pretty good until she got air in my penis hole. Then I had to penis fart.

by Slimeguy juicy November 28, 2020