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Piss off perry

C’mon hurry up your always late. “ piss off perry “
by Pez22 May 25, 2019
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3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.
"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."
by DolphinWalrus February 16, 2019
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aunty piss off

An aunty who irritates you and phone's you hundreds of times .
Ugh,aunty piss off is phoning again
by 96969 May 30, 2017
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Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar
The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.
by Comic83 July 6, 2015
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piss kink fetish

when someone doesn’t have a piss kink but has a fetish for people with piss kinks.
my buddy eric has a piss kink fetish. yeah he loves folks with piss kinks.
by balls of piss October 17, 2021
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dead piss

the piss that leaves the penis before the spirm. (usually happens when stimulation isnt fast enough.)
Girl - Is that come?

Guy - No, its just dead piss. You didnt Stimulate me fast enough.
by T. Words July 21, 2006
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Piss Towel

1. A towel used to piss in

2. A Pizza Tower mod that repaints the game with memes and sound effects. Known in the community cause the creator "Denchick" is transphobic, racist, and pedophiliac. The mod was cancelled some time around August 4th 2023
1. Did you pee in your Piss Towel today? Yea gotta do what you gotta do.

2. Did you hear about the Piss Towel cancellation? Yea that was a mod I was waiting to release.
by Quoog August 5, 2023
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