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the word someone uses when they are crying for help 🤭
*depressing slideshow* “real”
by Leila / imafatdyke 😍 August 8, 2022
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real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 13, 2024
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Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.
Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.
by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020
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the real chaos

The Real Chaos is a legendary alien musician who resides in Virginia beach, VA! Some say he helped start the Virginia Underground. CHAOS being an anogram for Crazy Heart Among Original Sounds spelling out CHAOS. The name was adopted from the Ruff Riders crew in 1996 when the Ruff Riders Def Jam recording studio was located in Virginia Beach off of rosemont rd.
by Unknown Alien King December 19, 2016
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Real

You’ve smoked meth
by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025
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Real manning

When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.
Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.

Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.

Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !
by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023
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Real Bleb Hours

The hours between 4:25 am and 6:25 am during which the meme creature, Bleb frolics spreading life and love and Gamer Girl Pee, Also Little Unknown Fact Bleb lives inside a Twitter Webcomic Made by @xPieDot
Person A: "Hey bro, you know it's Real Bleb Hours"?

Person B: "What"
by piedot August 27, 2019
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