don't become

don't laugh
don't tickle
don't nag
don't win
don't kiss
don't touch
don't dream
don't try
don't boost
don't move
don't call
don't ask
don't dare
just stay there. shut up. be sad and small. so i can feel better. my heart ripped apart by envy and jealousy.
(don't become what you say you dislike)
by Krkič October 24, 2019
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pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby
by Mister grammar November 07, 2019
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Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.
" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"
by jude_it February 21, 2023
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I don't want to call you

That means i don't love you🤷🏼 ♀️
Ethan"I don't want to call you"
Samatha"You don't love me?"
Ethan"No"
by bigslongdick._ February 27, 2022
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don't get snatched

used the same as 'don't piss me off' or 'you're doing too much', origins are a viral tiktok video where a girl gets pushed down a slide.
there's no manager in the park don't get snatched!
by Nathan Ruiz April 17, 2024
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In sex, after doing the "Crouching Tiger" either in a homosexual or heterosexual couple, the one that was down (Bottom) tends to move the booty asking for more. Then, the one that goes up (Top) responds: "Don't move your bootty, baby "to express that he can't give more.
The Bottom: —moves her butt—

The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.
by TheWeirdLost April 15, 2019
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