DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom do I have a Dad?
Also where is the milk?

by brutherrrr November 7, 2022

Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is my dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

dad

the mf'er that leaves to new orlands when he says he will be back soon

me-hay dad were are you going

dad-to the store I'll be back soon

also dad-leaves to new orlands

by yourgaymum October 22, 2019

Dad

Something that you don't have

Someone: do you have a dad
Me: what's that?

by Your_ma. September 25, 2021

Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025