It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

Milky’s malevolent mouth movement

Pour milk on your partners head and in their mouth then put cereal in their mouth and then tape a spoon to the penis and feed a second person with the cereal.

I performed Milky’s malevolent mouth movement on my parter last night and she loved it

by SmegNan June 2, 2025

Mouth Rape

When you want to eat the food that ordered and you bite into it and you burn your mouth unwantingly.

When I bit into my chicken wing I was mouth raped by the grease.

by UrMomsNipple February 18, 2024

Ass-to-mouth

Back-to-back, consecutive

I have three hour-and-a-half classes ass-to-mouth on Tuesday. It sucks.

by [e-mail] September 10, 2023

Trout Mouth

;A person who has a longer than average mouth, usually paired with large and/or are weirdly shaped lips.

ex: Jennifer Jason Leigh has a trout mouth!
ex: You know who has the biggest f-ing trout mouth? Chord Overstreet.

by st0nerboi January 5, 2020

hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)

“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”

by hehehhaw July 20, 2022

Asbestos Mouth

That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.

"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."

"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."

"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."

"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."

"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."

by Etymondeo August 9, 2024