meat sweats

perspiration caused by excessive rubbing and tugging

The Mom: "Jimmy, get back to work on your homework."
Jimmy: "Mom, I'm just taking a break to do some push-ups."
The Mom: "Push-ups? Don't try to fool me, Jimmy. I know you've got the meat sweats! Nobody else goes through that much lotion in a week."

by fireworks March 21, 2012

hamburger meat

term used by the less intelligent in place of ground beef, round, chuck, or sirloin.

Yo, ahs needs some hamburger meat tah go wid dis taco bread.

by crash December 5, 2003

Meat Pie

What hapens when you go on a golf outing with friends. Wind up at a bar and drink too much then jump off a curb with a hot chick on your back. Face hits the pavement resulting in a meat pie.

Holy shit, that guys fucking face was bleeding bad. He looks like a meat pie

by Boobeaver August 6, 2009

Meat Mouth

The rawness of an arsehole as its violently widened by an exiting meal, often curry. In occasional cases, leaves the pipe smelling faintly of pork or beef.

Often causes bleeding, see Coughing Tramp.

"Hello darling, how are you?"

"Not too good actually, I just had a shit but I've got a right Meat Mouth now..."

by Locus Fender July 19, 2007

Meat Salad

A woman's vagina; particularly the labia.

He promised eternal chastity, but then two stanzas farther on, once the key to
the chastity belt had been found, the poet wallowed in the usual meat salad.

by G Grass March 15, 2009

bitch meat

a boy named hunter he is a bitch meat or as sum peeple like to say hood rat

Lani Marie:damn hunter you's a bitch meat
Hunter(boy):i'm pregnant with your baby!

by lani thibodaux February 20, 2005

Meat Slappy

When a male (or transvestite) cums on anothers person dick while they are slapping a cow in the far right utter while a person that weighs 250-369 is jerking the utter for milk.

"Dude look at that meat slappy going on over there...It's so awesome!"

by jareddd h April 24, 2010