Hot Johnson

When someone takes a shit on another person's chin, typically of, but is not limited to the opposite sex. This can occur before or after sex.

I took a hot johnson on that bitch last night

by Notorious M.I.G. November 2, 2008

A hot potato

The nasty potato sized shit that lies in every bathroom, un-flushed, of course. After leaving a hot potato, it is common courtesy not to flush, so others can admire the sheer magnitude of its size and stench.

I went into the high school bathroom to discover a HOT potato in the fourth stall. Proceed. With. Caution.

by Genitalgenius February 24, 2020

Hot Mic

When someone creates a lot of background noise in their microphone on purpose in an online game and disables push-to-talk. This results in loud static which disturbs all the other players.

Hotmiccer: *loud ass noises disturbing everyone*
Other players: Turn your mic off!
Hotmiccer: *continues to hot mic*
Other players: Ok we will just mute you.

by vapeswave May 21, 2020

hot spot

When a guy comes in someone's mouth (guy or girl), and they slowly spew it out upwards like a lava flow.

The finishing move of that porno was the hot spot. It turns me on when she does the hot spot.

by buglwer December 3, 2017

Hot house

Hell.

"You better not commit that adultery, that could land you in the hot house."

"I know I've sinned. I'm heading to the hot house when I die."

by Pdg887 June 28, 2013

hot mess

An intoxicated attractive girl dressed in a sexy outfit and heels that make her unbalanced dancing seductively while acting very drunk. Often seen stumbling outside of bars/clubs, slurred speech and unable to keep eyes open for long periods of time.

Stumblin' but yeah you still lookin hella fine. Keep doin' what your doin' and I'ma make you mine. Well you're a HOT MESS and I'm fallin' for you. And I'm like "hot damn, lemme make you my boo." 'Cuz you can shake it, shake it, shake it. Yeah you know what to do. You're a hot mess. I'm lovin' it hell yes!

- Cobra Starship "Hot Mess"

by HotMessYes November 23, 2009

Hot Kinder

When you cum on your sisters stomach and give her brownies that you baked with your own shit and then kill your parents.

Kinder gave his sister a Hot Kinder

by Texas Jewsaw M May 2, 2005