Masturbate with a live swamp eel(a kind of round, hairless eel that was mostly used as food ingredient).
-My lord, would you like to have a meel right now?
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!
-Don't you use such a nasty word when I am ready for food!
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(Talking to the UD Jews)
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...
She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
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