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fruit salad 

wine or alcohol mixed with weed or other cannabinoids
i drank fruit salad, it was a wild ride, i saw ponies having large jaws, a spiral, and grass that were alive
fruit salad by mamoudzu January 1, 2025

fruit salad 

or fruit salad bar or salad bar
military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform
Did you see that General's fruit salad bar? Impressive!
fruit salad by timmmmber January 23, 2025

Fruit poop lush ice 

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape
me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal
Fruit poop lush ice by anonymous January 30, 2025

fruit loops special 

the act of sticking your penis into a fruit loop and wearing a toucan costume
i can’t wait to go home and do the fruit loops special with my wife witch i so need.
fruit loops special by aldo2cool February 2, 2025

Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perinal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fruit Cup's Faggot《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

Fruit Salad 

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
Fruit Salad by DTune February 11, 2025