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emo kid

Ok this is to every one thinks that emo is all about the cutting and the music and the clothes. Its not! Emo kids are extremlly sensitve and we are not posers! We actuly listen to the lyrics in songs and we don't want to fit into the cheerleader/jock mold. We are ourselveves and that is a good thing. (and you can't say guy on guy ain't just a little hott!) (no offence)
Jock:Hey emo you gonna kill yourself now, huh?
Emo kid:No im not, why would you think that?
Cheerlaeder(holding on to jocks arm and giggling like th air head she really is) Well isn't that what you do?
Emo kid:OK then. If you think that then you really are an airhead poser! God, don't be stereotypical.\
Cheerleader to Jock: ummmmmm... what does ster-eo-ty-pi-cal mean??
Jock: i dunno but let's get out of here and have sex in the back of my corvette.
Cheerleader:OK "giggle"
by kick ass emo May 9, 2006
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emo kid

this is my definition.

we are the people who cannot be defined by the "normal" society around us.
that is that.
emo isnt about tight pants, black hair, band shirts.
its about how we feel towards life and music in general.
no. you DONT HAVE TO LIKE EMO MUSIC to be EMO.
no. you DONT HAVE TO WEAR TIGHT PANTS to be EMO.
no. you DONT HAVE TO WRITE POETRY to be EMO.
(but if you do write. thats grand. keep it up.)
to be "emo": know that the world is truly beautiful and worth trying to find that truth.
its all in the mind.
not the body.
that emo kid isnt emo because he/she doesnt wear tight pants
by down is the new up September 22, 2008
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emo whale

a fat chick that pretends to be all wiggerish and emo and goes to concerts and is really gay!!!!
:::At a concert:::
:hey im trying to get through

:ooooooo sooorrrryyyy

:move fat ass

:im so depressed!
by MRRR August 1, 2005
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Chav-emo

Not quite emo and not quite a chav. Possibly a wannabe chav or vice versa.
Mutter is a Chav-emo
by Matt_Himself February 14, 2006
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emo bashing

Created by Martin Henney! The art in whihc u must fling your whole body at any emo wearing incredibly tight jeans! while screaming the noise best described as "neeeuuuuuuuuuu"
OMFG A EMO WEARING INCRIBLY TITE PANTS "NEEEEUUUUUUUUU"
that was some good emo bashing back there cletus!
by zzViruszz December 1, 2006
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emo guys

typical hot emo guy:
1. black hair (streaks of other colour)
2. side fringe
3. eyeliner
4. skinny jeans
5. peircings (ear stretch)
6. love music
7. very emotional
8. writes music or poems
9. member of a band
10. ocassionaly bisexual
gerard way from my chemical romance

girl 1: i love emo guys
girl 1: yeh but they wear make-up
girl 2: yeh but there really fit
by smellywelly1992 October 22, 2007
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Going Emo

What 15 year olds that think they have life hard do.

I will explain how this process happens.

step 1: Lay in your yard and think about all the things in this world that make you sad.

step 2:Find something beautiful, observe it intensely. Then destroy it.

step 3: find sufficient places to hide from bullies, who are often not only stronger, but smarter than emos, and that says a lot, because bullies are normally retarded.

step 4: Sleep like a bat, because being an emo also means you are magically a vampire.

step 5: Wear primarily black clothes to reflect the blackness of your soul. If you're not dark, you're not emo.

step 6: Turn off your brain on a regular basis, while staring at random objects, But try not to drool, because that's disgusting.

step 7: Express absolutely no happiness when taking part in otherwise enjoyable activities.

step 8: Take every comedy sketch on YouTube seriously and prove what a douche you are by responding angrily in the comments.

step 9: Rarely consume anything other than saltines and water so your brain shrivels to a near nothingness to increase how incredibly warped your perception of this world really is.

step 10: Have a mental breakdown and change how you look on the outside to actively reflect what degree of a social retard you are on the inside.

Congratulations. You are emo.
That emo kid is going emo because his house is too warm, and his bed is too cozy.
by Leppy. June 25, 2010
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