Dick Dice

Having sex with a random girl without wearing a condom.

"F*ck, I was drunk-we played just the tip and once it went in we just kept on going. Another night of Dick Dice"

by Gwynnetastic February 28, 2010

Dick head

90% of the urbandictionary editors.

me: hmmm lets see, Flower- something very pretty to look at. I hope they add this very simple, non-insulting, non racist, nice, non pretentious definition.

Editor: WHAT FLOWER?! I'm going to be a complete dick head and reject this definition while I accept the definitions for nigger, coon, porch monkey, chink, beaner, sheboon, etc.. etc...

by African viking asian guy February 6, 2012

Dick Worm

The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.

Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.

by Vag640 April 25, 2009

broken dick

To painfully bend your dick in the middle after vigorous sex. Often makes a popping noise.

"As I fucked her brains out I got a broken dick and now I can't walk."

by That Amish Guy June 23, 2003

Evel Dick

Evel Dick (Pro-Noun): The Most Kickass Man to Ever Step on the Earth, who has a cult of followers thanks to his appearance on the CBS Reality Television Series, Big Brother in its' eighth season.

Evel Dick's fans everywhere were shocked when he was kept safe over that smug asshole Dustin a few weeks ago when he was supposed to leave instead.

by Jeffery93942983 December 9, 2008

horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."

by irakli April 19, 2004

Puke Dick

A male who has been vomited upon while receiving oral sex. Not to be confused with a barf dick.

You see that guy over there? I hear he's a puke dick.

by lokomo February 22, 2010