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Death Valley Moonbeam

A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.
Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.
by Drpun May 22, 2009
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Snowflake Death Cult

Americans that are so afraid to admit that COVID 19 is real that they are collectively committing the slowest mass suicide in world history.
That Snowflake Death Cult member wouldn't believe a doctor when the doctor said they needed a vaccination, but they believed in the doctor enough to go back when they needed the tube.
by anonymous September 26, 2021
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mississippi death ninja

a keg of naturals best light beer. commonly used at backyard barbecues throughout the south.popular amogst rednecks.
Hey boss, tos me a can of that mississippi death ninja.
by ppopyking January 14, 2003
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Creepy Crawly Death Dealers

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'
Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!
by purplecapricorn May 5, 2019
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Middle School Death Eaters

The judgmental bitches in middle school that hate everyone else but themselves and the people in "their group". It doesn't matter who you are if you're not them.
Most People: Ugh! I hate Jr. High! All these frickin' Middle School Death Eaters are bringing me down!
by Iris Dauphine May 25, 2011
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facebook second death syndrome

The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
by coupondad7 July 13, 2015
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Las Vegas death march

Any exhaustingly and/or exasperatingly long walk through Las Vegas, usually resulting from a gross misjudgment of the distance between points due to the flat landscape and oversized buildings.
Dad led us on another Las Vegas death march today - "Oh, come on, we're not wasting good money on a taxi! Rio is right over there!" You'd think he'd learned his lesson after the Circus Circus fiasco!
by RevWaldo October 20, 2010
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