cream

defunct liverpool club, who sold out for a quick buck and paid the ulitmate price.

by rebus 8 July 30, 2003

peaches'n'cream

Peaches refer to ass cheeks and cream refers to ass juice.

After that girl went for a jog she came in to the house and just let a juicy one rip -- that's peaches'n'cream.

by Turbo Guy 44 August 21, 2008

Creamed spinach

A word to describe someone who is clearly under the influence of cannabis.

Synonyms: cooked, baked, creamed, high as fuck

I just smoked some dank spinach and I've now turned into creamed spinach.

by cookingwithspinach June 20, 2017

cream of fag

side dish to douchebagel

Person1: douchebagel?
person2: LOL
person2: does it come with cream of fag?

by RacherZ August 1, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

cream doughnut

When you have a blister on the end of your finger and it pops whilst fingering a girl

Me : bro why did you pop your blister

Slade : didn't mean to man accidentally gave some bird a cream doughnut

by sladedidthis October 5, 2015

cream beam

A load of stringy ejaculate that manages to stay in long piece.

"I shot a cream beam right on her face!"

Length: From forehead to chin

by DiddleDoodleDickNoodle September 11, 2016