emilio claus

Emilio doesn't give a shit.

Emilio Claus

by TheLegend3072 January 3, 2017

Welfare-claws

Fake finger nails, typically longer than 1/2 an inch from fingertips, with large amounts of color varience, or one solid color that starkly contrasts skin tone.

Shandira's welfare-claws are long enough to kill a man.

by AttackonJordan July 7, 2017

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

hoe claws

The name that Santa Claus' wife earned after she got a stiletto manicure.

elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas

elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"

by Raibae October 15, 2017

Santa claus

Other terms for inexistence

Hey! Santa Claus is fake. LOL

by Aloovn December 19, 2017

shopping classy

shopping classy is the girl that everyone is jealous of , she is the most beautiful girl you ' ll ever see in your entire life time , she also makes the boys crazy so you better watch out Ladies .

Shopping classy , she 'll steal your MAN and your GROCERIES .

by GOD.dictinary May 29, 2018

Fuck claps

Clapping only with middle fingers to show your love and respect.

Dude, that was so gross. You deserve fuck claps!

by Sizle0987 May 31, 2018