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hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.
Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.
by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019
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sigma apple

when a sigma is super duper healthy they try an apple. After eating 10 apples per nanosecond, they turn into a sigma apple.
That sigma was a real sigma apple.😎
by decba May 10, 2024
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Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
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Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product
I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!
by xroger6769 August 16, 2012
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Apple picking

The equivalent of cherry picking
When somebody proceeds to sort out the good from the bad.
Example; when you go apple picking and pick the apples you would like to purchase.
Also known as Selective picking & cherry-picking/
Selecting in favor of ; especially for the benefit of some individual.

A sneaky person who is kiss ass for higher ups goes apple picking on employees he does not personally like to gloat himself & belittle others even if the employee is hard working & favored by many person.
Another definition is a person is likes to pick out the defects of other people for no good reason.
Hectora went apple picking for the employees faults in order to please the people that pay him, even though the majority of his paycheck is based from the very co-workers he critisizes.
Hectora should learn to appreciate his fellow co-workers instead of apple picking their smallest mistakes.
Junior likes to apple pick at what he likes in business & what he dislikes in his fellow co workers.
Johhny went apple picking for women at the bar. {To sort out the women he likes from the ones he doesn't like}
by HorusSaurus August 13, 2025
mugGet the Apple pickingmug.

apple

An apple is a round fruit that has a lot of- aw to hell with this. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS
by j20101 June 26, 2017
mugGet the applemug.

eve nig apple

An amazing person that is so cool they make the haters jealous.
by Person August 12, 2017
mugGet the eve nig applemug.

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