The beer fairy is a magical creature who leaves alcohol in your fridge for you to find the morning after a party. This alcohol is usually completely random and typically half empty.
The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.
Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast
The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.
Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast
That party was awesome last night, and the beer fairy left three beers and some vodka in the freezer!
by maggielvr970 October 01, 2012
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The abhorrent audacity of not finishing a beer. Wasting a beer.
Harried a beer
Harrying a beer
Harries a beer
The abhorrent audacity of not finishing a beer. Wasting a beer.
Harried a beer
Harrying a beer
Harries a beer
Only a serial killer would purposefully harry a beer.
by hotinpsychotic January 31, 2021
It is that act of after sex by a creature that urinates out of everywhere all over its found female in bed with rubber sheet that attracts the female to come back repeatedly
by The wandering eye February 03, 2010
Any vehicle with a headlight out. If you tap the windshield, the driver owes you a beer. This can be also done with punch buggies, but it's a bit different.
"Beer truck! You owe me one!"
by @Hiphophead March 17, 2024
When you “Griff a beer”, you take one one else’s beer without them knowing, fight the person for it, and claim it as yours. Past tense would be Griffed.
P1: “Where’d my beer go?”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”
by Poke-chan January 14, 2018
The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 18, 2015
A minmaxing asshole who can't stop ruining all your hard work. He will derail plots, kill off characters, and one-shot final bosses. He's generally a good person, but he's the most annoying friend you'll ever meet. Especially if you play d&d. He's also partially English, and will act like a huge asshole, just like his ancestors.
by Bor bersk January 12, 2020