no u

Universal counterargument to any form of human insult, with the possible exception of ur dad lesbian. It is known to be tougher than Kevlar, and has catastrophic effects on the assailant.

Dick: You're fucking bieber dickass snowflake cock-juggling thunder cunt.
Bob: no u
Dick: *dies in hell for the rest of eternity*

by elementalneil May 10, 2018

no u

The ultimate comeback to a twelve year old on Fortnite calling your mom gay.

12 yr old: you're mom gay lol
Me: no u

by OOOOOOOOOOFF May 10, 2018

No U

Phrase used to counter any insult no matter the intensity. This will reflect any insult back to your enemy with the effectiveness of a 100x

Bully: You’re mother is an intellectual.
Me: No U.
Everybody else: *expression of complete shock*

by Third grade niggas May 10, 2018

No u

The phrase that is commonly used to end someone’s life or career

Customer: “You’re a queer”
Cashier: “no u”
Customer: *gets arrested*

by Jahseh onfroy March 11, 2018

no u

The only way to survive an extreme insult

Person 1: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Person 2: no u
Person 1:*dies*

by Cuckboy69420 March 13, 2018

no u

Necessary comeback after roasts such as "ur mom gay". Once "no u" is said it automatically turns the tables so the person that said "ur mom gay" is permanently scarred for the rest of their life because their mom now gay. This roast proves you as one of the highest standards in roasting.

Normie: uR mOM GaY
Meme expert: no u
Normie: *FUCKING EXPLODES*

by sAaaaand maaAAaaANn March 17, 2018

no u

no u is a usage of a part when somebody says your mom gay or says you a bad word or an insult

it's even used in social media

and real life too

Bob : Carl ur mom gay

Carl : no u

Bob : oh no.. *quits*

by AsLana May 11, 2018