by Adam Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane November 14, 2020

He may be the gayest guy in your school but he isn't gay at all and has a girlfriend. He is friends with the same type of people. He is kinda funny but also kinda weird. He also uses Grammerly.
by thatttonneeguy February 26, 2023

He’s someone who makes you feel incredibly safe and makes you think about why it took you so long to be with him. His eyes are incredibly beautiful, like globes of peppermint sphere candies. Their lashes are long and full as if they’re some dark cascading waterfall. Their voice is so mysteriously familiar, you can’t remember where you heard it last, but it feels as if you’ve been cocooned by their love forever. You feel protected, like no storm in this world can strike you, when they’re beside you. You feel extremely powerful, yet extremely weak and vulnerable.
And if you’ve found your Adam, let them go. Because it’s a dream. You can’t find one, for I’ve already found him!
And if you’ve found your Adam, let them go. Because it’s a dream. You can’t find one, for I’ve already found him!
Hey Adam, my head hurts.
by Rabiah Chowdhury August 12, 2023

A shit/mud coloured fake tan cretin
Drinks heavily and takes heroin
Be careful if you see china on the street she will chase you for your money
Drinks heavily and takes heroin
Be careful if you see china on the street she will chase you for your money
by Finn.ftm October 20, 2022

by Gayshition November 26, 2019

Adam's have typically have three kids. He loves them all but typically the youngest one drives him nuts, especially if there name is Kris. He is a man among men and a gentle lover. He dominates in everything he does and no one questions him ever.
by SoberAltman February 19, 2022

‘Adam the smackhead is here’
by abby1929392 July 12, 2019
