Kinda Donkey

Refers to something or someone who is Unfair, uncool, or unskilled.
Allan- "Hey can you give me directions? My survival skills are kinda Donkey."
by I'm Kinda Donkey September 19, 2021
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Donkey-Drinker

A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.

Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"

Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023
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Donkey Surprise

In Blackjack, being dealt an Ace after doubling down on eleven.
After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
by TrickyFrick September 22, 2017
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Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem
I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.
by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011
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Donkey whistle

1. The call you make to find your homeboys

2. Insult to ratchets bitches
David: Ay where did Timmy go?
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!
by YodaBelly666 February 21, 2022
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donkey dickin'

Girl who gets dicked out by extremely long, hard cock. Girthy and 8"+
Bro did you hear - I could hear Kevin and Sophie donkey dickin' so hard last night!
by sauce_master May 01, 2022
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Donkey Cute

When you or it is so ugly it's cute
The character Doby in Harry Potter is Donkey Cute
Donkey cute faces are faces only a mother can love
by An Jan Ban San January 12, 2011
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