can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 10, 2023

Pop can

As a native born Coloradan, I have known since I was a kid how in this state we do not refer to a can of Coke, Sprite, or Mountain Dew as, "soda" but instead a can of pop. For example, a 12 oz pop can of Vanilla Coke, or a pop can of Coca~Cola. Or perhaps you might like a pop can of Orange Crush, maybe even a 2 liter bottle of your preferred type of pop.

Don't be a lazy p.o.s. and leave your pop can on the ground, through it the trash, or better yet, recycle it! Or any 20 oz pop bottle should be recycled too, it ain't that hard to do!

by MasterShake008 December 11, 2023

johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!

by anonymous December 12, 2023

can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck

-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack

by user20283950575 December 13, 2023

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022

Can is can

When you can. Instead of saying "I can do it" say, "can is can".

Person 1: Can you pick this up for me?
Person 2: Can is can

by catfish2.0 December 21, 2022

Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.

person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"

by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022