cell phone zombie

People who walk around staring at their cell phones oblivious to others around them, thereby making others walk around them so as not to bump into them.

The other day a cell phone zombie crossed the street against a red light and almost got run over.

by Maximumvelocity October 21, 2015

Zombie Stick

A blunt dipped in Formaldehyde. Produces major psychedelic effects. Very rare

Last night Jay and I did a zombie stick, I thought I saw flying turtles trying to eat my cat.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

Zombie Apocalypse

A party or gathering at which a large group of elderly people will get up and shuffle around under the guise of dancing.

"It was my gran's 80th birthday party last night. It was a fucking Zombie Apocalypse."

by John The Happy Black Man September 13, 2005

white zombie

A mid 90's heavy metal band whose lead singer was Rob zombie.The bass player was an EXTREMELY hot chick named Sean Yseault. The guitar player was J.,And the drummer was John Tempesta who still plays with Rob Zombie. Back when White Zombie were still together Sean beat out Flea(Red Hot Chili Peppers) and Les Claypool(PRIMUS) for bassist of the year.Thier hits were thunderkiss '65,black sunshine,the one, and the unforgettable MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN. WHITE ZOMBIE is also a classic horror movie starring Bella Lugosi.

Rob Zombie sucks ass since he went all techno and thinks he needs 30 different remixes for every song! He should have stayed with WHITE ZOMBIE.

by choad666 January 24, 2006

rob zombie

The mad, mad, macabre musician making many mother cry as their children bob thier heads and grow thier dreads. Former front man of the 80's shlock rock band White Zombie, he has moved on to greater and more mad things.

Brah1- You heard the new Zombie track?
Brah2- Hell yeah, that mothafucka's crazy

by ManOfTheDiaspora May 17, 2005

Pawn Zombie

Those ppl who stand outside my pawn shop before we open, or after we close, beating on the door and trying it every 5 seconds trying to get in. We call them "pawn zombies" because their antics resemble those of your typical movie zombie from a George Romero flick. These guys are usualy cracked out or messed up on something and just cant wait 2 pawn their junk for a few bucks so they can go down the street and get a fix.

{2 guys running reports before we open the pawn shop}

Guy 1: Hey, somone is at the door. Holy shit man they are trying to brek in!

Guy 2: Naw man, those are just a pawn zombie. Thier harmless. Just point at your watch, shake your head, and smile.

Guy 1: Whew, hes realy tryin that door man. Sure everythings cool?

Guy 2: Ya hes cool. Hes just twitchin for a fix, he thinks the door is magicaly going too open the more he tries it.

by Russ Bus February 21, 2008

zombait

A)Any extremely stupid person who, if a zombie invasion occurs, will be screwed and eaten alive
OR
B)A friend that you sacrifice......... to run like hell

A)Jim: man what is soo good about zombies? i can take a thousand of them bare handed
bob:yea go for it zombait

B) *bob throws jim into a large oncoming mass of zombies*

by someguywholikespie October 17, 2006