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Yuppie

Literally (y)oung (u)rban (p)rofessionals, but usually refers to recent college graduates from middle- to upper-class strata grappling with the experiences of beginning to climb the career ladder and trying to date or get laid in the little time they aren't working. General attributes include: making more money than they know what to do with, attempting to find a work-life balance by buying expensive gym memberships and equipment to begin hobbies that will later be abandoned, getting a dog, completing apartments with Ikea furniture, using dating apps where they post pictures of themselves with their dogs (and proclaim they are interested in others' dogs), having pictures taken of themselves on hikes and other routine outdoor activities, discussing experiences of adulting, starting to do yoga, going to happy hours, drinking fancy lates in the morning, and traveling to europe to take cliche photos of themselves next to famous monuments.
"Man, buying that expensive new pasta maker was such a yuppie thing to do."
"What do yuppies like me do with their time anyways?"
by funnyjack August 21, 2018
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Yuppies

The word yuppies is a way of saying yup or yeah, if you wanna sound lit
Fuck boii: wanna come over
Thot: yuppies
by Pepe the racist chinchilla December 17, 2017
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Yuppies

Another word for “yes”, “yup”, “yea”, “yep
Person 1: “are you having fun?”
Person 2: “yuppies”
by Paxsionfruit June 17, 2018
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Yuppie

No
"Yuppie" don't search this up you bunghole
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 15, 2023
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yuppie syphilis

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.
by Morgellons March 6, 2025
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Neo-Yuppie

A 21st century money-obsessed young man, who just can’t seem to let go of the 1980’s despite never living then. They are usually day traders, and often engage in crypto pump and dump schemes, also having a passion for pinstripe suits.
“Hey, where’d you get the jacket?”
Forget it dude, it’s Members Only, that guy is such a Neo-Yuppie”
by PattyBasedMan January 3, 2024
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Yuppy

*serves a ball poorly* “Nice serve you yuppy.”
by P’sB February 20, 2022
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