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Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.
Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.
by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025
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just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you
^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.
Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.
by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025
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Go suck your dick

An insult. When one wants to insult another and tell him/her to, ‘Go suck a dick!’ but does not want them to suck their dick. Only to tell them to suck your own dick, hence ‘Go suck your dick!’
Ross was annoying Robert so that Robert wanted to tell Ross to “Go suck a dick!” However, Robert didn’t want to subject anyone else to Ross’ stupidity so he told Ross to suck his own dick… ‘Go suck your dick!”
by Jack Zun December 23, 2023
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On your dick heavily

When a person or people are constantly never taking your side and always tell you they not on someone else side because they hate on you
These niggas are on your dick heavily they never take your side because they are haters
by Jaden MCcarter December 29, 2021
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Show your homie your dick day

Send this to your homie on 2nd November and they have to show you their dick
by Realchickenman November 2, 2022
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Want your dick

When someone says wyd they either mean what’re you doing or I want your dick
I (wyd) want your dick daddy

What’re you doing baby
by Semihastings April 8, 2022
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