by decomplex December 10, 2022
^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!
by thurb April 17, 2023
"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"
by dezzoo September 06, 2022
Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.
by Alphonse the Great September 06, 2022
used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
by iamwhatieat March 10, 2012
On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 06, 2024
Variations: "Rolled my dick off"
The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.
The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.
Example use of "Rolling off your dick":
Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.
Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.
by M33S February 13, 2023