writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.
Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011
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flash-write

To quickly write down an essay.

To BS an essay really quickly and jot down the first ideas to come to mind.
I’m about to flash-write the hell out of this essay!
by The Most Mysterious Man March 12, 2018
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did I write all this

Did I write all this on the internet in 2024 they are all bad ppl a
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Are You Writing a Book?

Used in annoyance to point out that someone is being inquisitive to an extremely irritating degree.
"Dude, why do you ask so many questions? Are you writing a book?"
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imagine being this bored. Go do something productive you grasshopper.

also please urban dictionary edits please let this go thru, most of yall editors are broing as fuck.
Someone: what should i write in the search bar?
Other someone: no.
by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 03, 2023
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Writing a paragraph

To be chiefing through copious amounts of ones dab pen.

To be burning the candle through the night.

The link here is between a dab "pen" and a standard pen, which is (normally) used to write.
The metaphor continues as a normal pen may be used to write a paragraph, which is why to this day we say Writing a paragraph.
Friend 1: Takes back to back to back to back... to back rips of the pen followed by a double ripski to cap it off.
Friend 2: Man that guy is writing a paragraph.
Friend 3: Totally
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Writing Sabbatical

Another way of saying, "Got fired and can't find a damn job"; almost exclusively used by Ivy League douchebags
"What's he up to?"

"His boss told him to get the hell out, so now he's on a "Writing Sabbatical" collecting unemployment.
by zaxron_rhodes December 03, 2013
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