womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.

I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?

by Blue bars January 30, 2016

Wimpf

The Word's Wimp and Fagit combine.

He's such a little wimpf hanging around those losers.

by John Tuckher May 18, 2016

wompus

A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.

That wompus is one mean sum bitch

by BlueWolf007 September 30, 2016

Wompucha's

Large breasts, big boobs

"That girl has a real nice rack, I don't know what I have to do to get me some Wompucha's like that!"

by Eliza West March 8, 2017

Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018

Wompa

Someone who does not get the "wompa-palooza" joke (no real joke). The inferior race when compared to its counterpart, the paloozas.

**there is no official way to spell "wompa" so spell it however you wish**

Ben is such a wompa dude! He doesn't even understand what wompapalooza is!

by Mr. 4th Place August 15, 2018

Wompadongallous

Another work for penis (Cock, Gizzard, Thang, pee pee, wee wee, Wiener)

"Every one keeps laughing at my Wompadongallous and thats why I'm hear today to sell you my womping cream"
"Welcome to my Tedtalk where I speak on the benefits to buying a fake Wompadongallous for your partner"
"My friends wompadongallous was all over the place let me tell you"

by WeakEgg! August 19, 2018