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Whiskey Stain

A dent or scratch (obviously self-inflicted by way of an unseen post, parking meter, parked car, barrier....etc.) Usually seen on the rear quarter panel of a pick-up truck and/or car. Driver is likely unaware of his whiskey stain until next morning/afternoon.
"Hey, check out the whiskey stain on the side of Joe's truck"
by JudgeETOX June 3, 2009
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Whiskey Lag

When you drink whiskey all day and when in a conversation it takes you longer than usual to reply or you talk non sence because you brain is lagging.
Man last night I was dinking whiskey all night and when I tried to spit some game at this chick I was stuttering all whiskey lag jibberish
by CaderTater April 23, 2010
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whiskey duty

what chicks get when they drink to much and are too dry and un-aroused to have sex.
I got her home and finally got her pants off but couldn't bang her because she had whiskey duty
by merrik5 April 10, 2013
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whiskey bic

Being drunk to the point that you can no longer make your childproof lighter function.
Really need a smoke, but I got a bad case of whiskey bic... Got a light?
by loligotx August 18, 2013
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Whiskey spray-paint

The layer of projectile deification left on the inside wall of a toilet bowl due to a night of heavy drinking and the wrong food combined.
Dude I feel so sorry for Hannah because she had to clean Robs whiskey spray-paint off the toilet after the party. I heard he added about two layers!
by Thunderpants June 2, 2014
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whiskey moment

Unlike a "man moment" or "nigga moment", a whiskey moment is when two people who are on a purely platonic level for a variety of reasons, mutually enjoy a really hard drink over some mutually exchanged rememberence of recently learned experience through a significant portion of struggle.

Whether or not the struggle was being celebrated as a result of the very recent experience, is irrelevant. The struggle could be being "celebrated" (or simply acknowledged) as a result of struggle over the past year, or a series of struggles that haven't been acknowledged over the past several years.

The bottom line being, that the moment is being acknowledged with an influential friend/mentor-type of person in your life as a pivoting experience of your life, with goals of moving forward in a much more productive and useful direction.

Getting flat-out drunk may or may not be a part of the equation, but being responsible about your behaviour in the duration of this chunk of time is critical in defining how you will continue to successfully move forward from this experience.

If however, the problem/struggle involves alcohol abuse...the "whiskey moment" can still be represented as a metaphorical one, but acknowledging the moment with some mutually agreed upon non-alcoholic (or whiskey-flavoured) alternative, is.
"Even though he's been struggling with cancer over the past year, he insisted that we have a whiskey moment to remind me that my own life is not worth continuing to throw it away, abusing drugs and alcohol."
by Ro Nin May 19, 2015
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whiskey behavior

The risky or stupid behavior that occurs after drinking too much whiskey.
Bill: Hey , did you see Bob at the Christmas Party? He was hitting on the boss's wife.
Bruce: Yeah, he was drinking straight Jack all night, talk about whiskey behavior!
by BostonBruce December 8, 2015
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