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Weed or Speed

A question that needs to be asked to determine the rate at which a particular task will be accomplished. Regardless of the reply, the task will be fucked up.
When hiring a person to do work for you that has a questionable look or intelligence about them, always ask: "Hey man, you on Weed or Speed?"
by 30 Ware May 9, 2006
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boof weed

Shitty ass weed sold to dumbasses who dont know any better.
"This weed sucks ass i think ive been boofed"
"shit i have a headache I think this is some boof ass weed"
"Are you sure this isnt boof weed"
by Bluedream420420 November 28, 2018
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Frankenstein Weed

A new strain of Cannabis Sativa which, after smoking, makes you walk like Frankenstein, i.e., lock-kneed, arms out in front, moaning... basically, the desired effect.
Yo, that cat can't even walk down the STREET.
Shit, he just took two hits of Frankenstein weed. He's lucky he could even get UP.
by pyrolorde1 March 20, 2011
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Waheedah

A beautiful kind- hearted girl. She is often very happy and make peaople laugh all the time. She does what ever to make peaople happy and laugh. She always put other people in first.
Waheedah is so kind she should get a reward!

Waheedah helped me to cheer up as i was feeling down just now.

Waheedah is sooooo pretty.
by XBoomChickenP0PX September 5, 2019
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gobstopper weed

(Noun.) - Particular strands of cannabis that are plagued by their moist buds that decrease in quantity when put through grinders and burn forever in blunts or bowls .
Pablo: We've got ten people and only enough bud for 1 bowl pack in the cobra.
George: Don't worry we got that gobstopper weed
Diego: Brilliant.
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muh weed

A term referring to a subclass of left Libertarians. Term denotes their single-minded support for drug legalization. Muh weed libertarians are either too stoned to consider, or willfully ignore, the property rights principles forming the core of libertarian philosophy.

Can be hear proclaiming “Duuuuuuude, Gary Johnson!”
Looking up from Reason magazine, Brad proclaimed , “Government imposed social justice is fine, as long as they don’t mess with muh weed.”
by Paleorothbard January 11, 2018
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weed

the answer to all in this horrible world of ours
a friend with weed is a friend indeed
by Bianca May 13, 2005
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