I wish I were born a boy 

I wish i were a boy means that you're a ftm crying over wanting to be a "real boy" tho you were never a girl.

Me: I wish I were born a boy
My bestie: wow...OK

Me: casually cries.

I wish I were born a boy by Plzdontcallmefag December 16, 2022

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Right for a large audience lots of people will read this so give some background information don’t name your friends will reject inside jokes and definitions naming noncelebrities in the boxes below link to other words with square brackets for example booty will become booty

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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! by Momma just sexy September 22, 2019

Mistakes-were-made 

A word, originating from Call of Duty Black Ops, meaning an un-natural death not involving homicide. This word usually refers to suicide, falling to your death, or being crushed.

1. Hunter: Dude, did you see that?!
Snowy: No, what happened?
Hunter: That guy just d-
Hunter Mistakes-were-made
Snowy: NOOOOOOOOOO! Now I'll never know!

2. Killzone: Dude, watch this 360 grenade...
Martyn: lolwut?
Killzone: OH SHI-
Killzone Mistakes-were-made
Martyn: Did he just... What?
Spectator: (Laughing) Oh my god it bounced off the side of the window!

Mistakes-were-made by Hunter78130 November 19, 2010

I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

I wish you were gay by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet 

htn b

i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Yeah...were done...

The ultimate way to break up with your partner. When having sex with your partner, tell her that you are going to cum on your partners face. Then stand up and have your partner go on their knees and right before you ejaculate on their face you tell them to close their eyes and then you shit on their face and in their mouth. After this process is done ejaculate on the their floor and walk out and say the relationship is over by saying "Yeah...were done..."

NOTE: Make sure this is done at your partners house...you don't want to clean up jizz off the floor.

Friend- Jill! You smell like shit!
Jill- yeah me and my boyfriend had a rough night
Friend- What happened?
Jill- Lets just say i had to clean the floors.
Friend- Oh...let me guess he...
Jill- Yeah...were done...

Yeah...were done... by Brent Z Dode January 13, 2011