The ultimate way to break up with your partner. When having sex with your partner, tell her that you are going to cum on your partners face. Then stand up and have your partner go on their knees and right before you ejaculate on their face you tell them to close their eyes and then you shit on their face and in their mouth. After this process is done ejaculate on the their floor and walk out and say the relationship is over by saying "Yeah...were done..."

NOTE: Make sure this is done at your partners house...you don't want to clean up jizz off the floor.

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