freeballin weights

the weights used at the gym that are free hand weights, as opposed to the weight machines, which are guided weights. these weights require more strength, and have no guide - it's all muscle going into it.

Shit, I don't use the guided weight machines. i am all over the freeballin weights. Weight machines are for weak pussies.

by priscilla dune April 24, 2008

Dick Weight

When a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of sex. She doesn't feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. And she gains weight.

What's up with Shandra? She's been getting fat!

Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!

by Jnizzledizzleshizzle May 5, 2010

loafer weights

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.

He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.

by trikmc August 25, 2006

Lydia-weight

Someone who cannot handle their drink to the point they are a liability on a night out

Don’t invite Anna she’s such a Lydia-weight

by Pyrojumper February 8, 2018

Happy Weight

The accumulation of weight around the gut that results from being indiscriminently promiscuous.

Damn, that girl's got mad happy weight!

by Mandarin twin September 30, 2011

weight in poo poo

This is something worthless or worth it's weight in poo poo!

That opinion is worth it's weight in poo poo!

by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2020

Need More WEIGHT

1. When someone is benching and they dont have enough WEIGHT.

2. An expression used by Arnold Schwarzenegger when he goes to the gym and puts 600 points and still needs more WEIGHT, followed up by someone quickly hopping right the fuck in and putting on 100 more pounds.

3. An expression used when someone is getting totally baked and the bowl is empty

1. Arnold: Yyyaaauugghhhh! Need more WEIGHT!
Nuker: Oh fuck let me get some more WEIGHT.

2. Nuker1 lets out a fat rip
Nuker1: Need more WEIGHT!
Nuker2: Oh fuck let me pack some green really fucking fast.
Nuker1: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by VAde11 April 15, 2011